aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

(Source: neverendingretrodream)

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

(Source: taccone)

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

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If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

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Tumblr Users

  • how to prepare for exams: cry

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person